A book development blog for DIY Religion: constructing your own personal religion from the ground up. Below, you will find articles, segments, and strands of thought related to the book. I attempt to post every Saturday.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Raymond Followed - Sarah Sinned

Raymond walked up to Sarah and asked, “Hey, did you have a chance to think about the conversation we had last week?” He smiled wryly.
“Um, no. I’ve been crazy busy the past few days. I don’t want to dwell on the whole subject anyway. I’m thinking we’ll never agree with each other on all things religion,” she lied about not wanting to dwell on her spirituality, but not about the fact that they would never agree with each other. She couldn’t even stand being near the self-righteous jerk, let alone being embroiled in a one-way conversation.
“I’m not convinced that any one truth exists anyway,” she said, mentally stuffing her foot into her mouth. She knew before he let fly his zealot maw that she’d just opened a can of worms.
“But if the truth is what’s real, anything besides it is a lie right? I mean, some people may go along with something that is illusion, but that illusion is a lie. The reality is, some folks just can’t handle the truth. Is it so hard to believe? No, but when you consider the path that everybody needs to be on…well, I think you know why people find it easier to shove the good news asid—“
“Listen! I don’t want to hear anything about your good news or your goddamned flying light of a god. All right? I’d rather just learn things on my own and figure out my own truth.”
“But what if that truth is wrong?”
“Who gives a damn?!”
He seemed shocked. The pompous look on his face turned dumb. He deserved it, she thought. Always going on and on as if the airwaves and television transmissions espousing the ‘great glory’ weren’t enough. It made her sick. It was times like these she thought about the book she had hidden in her closet. She wondered how evil it could be. She watched as he tried to regain composure. She watched him open his mouth once again.
“So like, what are you – a Christian or something?
She couldn’t help herself. She reeled back and punched him in the eye before he ever knew what hit him. How ignorant. To insinuate she was somehow evil just because she didn’t believe along with the rest of them. She thought about the book again and the gold leaf words on the front that read, Holy Bible. Though it scared her, the danger of it was intriguing. She would open it tonight.

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AMEN

Thursday, June 30, 2011

The Dark Side



Cthulhu For President! …but, how about as your personal god-friend?

Hail Arwaaasaasawsawasaass! While being a mindless, slithering, mass of oblivion and destruction may feel like a breath of fresh air in the arena of world politics, the same cannot be said for the candidate you choose as a god for your personal religion. Peace and relief from stress for constituents are not on the agenda bullet points for politicians, but consider these essential components to a religion in which you are the sole constituent.

Insanity & Slavery

Dealing with Great Older Ones such as Nyarlathotep and Cthulhu will likely generate stressors that push you well beyond the brink of sanity. On the other hand, Politicians will leave you penniless and in the gutter, but at least you’ll still have your wits about you. Sure you may be a battery, generating energy and consuming products, but your capacity to suffer will remain intact. Your ability to fight back, break free from, and alter ‘business as usual’ also will remain intact.

The construction of your spiritual reality can have an impact on your approach to dealing with situations in which you find yourself. A god who will leave you a blathering, nonsensical idiot whose skin turns pale as the moon and who craves human flesh will not help in these matters.

Seeking Spiritual Comfort

Finding a god you can grow and enjoy your life with is recommended. This can help you cope, in some ways, with everyday life and the rules and regulations in which you find yourself imprisoned. One smiling politico may happily issue sustenance cards you can use to purchase your government approved allocation of fat, carbohydrate, and protein grams. Her colleague across the aisle will free you of this, stripping away regulations so that vast amounts of chemicals and sewage may spew, without restraint, into your immediate environment. Either way, they are merely representatives of the people. They do not posses the god-powers of your deity.

Halleluiah!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Engineering Religion Pt. 1


The building was tall and squared at all angles and corners. Its smooth stone exterior was painted in a metallic black color that shifted in the light. A white tile roof hosted no steeple or cross or religious symbol of any sort. The only exterior feature was a weather vane in the front garden.
            A narrow path of seven-inch-thick aluminum slabs jutted out from the front of the building, as if floating. There were ten of these. They served as a stairway leading to a naturally raw plastic door. A keypad granted access upon entering the code: HUMAN. The door slid upward into a seamless frame. Entering meant giving up everything. Inside, god was nothing.
             Tall, pillared shelves rose up to a distant ceiling. These housed contraptions, inventions, and books of human knowledge. There was a sewing machine, a glass case that displayed arrowheads and spear tips; under a light, the microscope. A Jackson Pollack work could be seen on the ground level, a Rembrandt as well. The walls were stuffed nearly to overcapacity. Stairs wrapped around the walls, ascending upward until they could no longer be seen. Directly across from the entry, an elevator beckoned.
Archived items of varying kinds were all accounted for and could be accessed. Seventeen underground levels were stocked and expansion was never ending. The librarians kept things organized. All who came were students; none were spiritualists, monks, witches or priests. Bibles of any sort were forbidden within these perfectly engineered walls.
In a corner room, three floors below ground level, a young boy met a strange creature that nobody else could see. Over time they became friends. They played games together when other people weren’t around. Dice, hopscotch, and marbles were fun. Its name was Baphomet, and it came from the earth.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Religious Violence


How often is religious violence committed with an absolute god / human connection of understanding and a weird idea of unconditional love? Many of the massacres we generally attribute to religion are actually not religiously based at all. Because a group of Knights Templar pillaged a city of godless savages and stole all items of value does not necessarily mean the action was an act of religious violence. Powerful personalities jockey for wealth, control, and further power. They use soldiers and political backing to attain these. Some soldiers involved in the aggression are aware of the circumstances, but some are not. Some may hold their holy book or symbol to their heart and follow orders they believe are somehow ordained by their god. There are suicide bombers and abortion clinic shooters that actually believe. They commit true acts of religiously motivated violence, but larger ‘holy wars’ are for territory, resources, power, and etc. It’s those smaller acts, the ones committed by the true believers, that belong in the category of religious violence. So if you could target one potential suicide bomber, or even a rabid evangelicalican, and gift them with the book, DIY Religion: constructing your own personal religion from the ground up—consider the cost worth it. Once they learn they no longer need to serve as slaves to gods that demand blood and guts strewn across the battlefield, they will stand in triumph over a universe ready to align with them entirely.



Friday, April 8, 2011

Ritual and ATV Meditation


Stress can bog you down and put you on edge. A sick nervous feeling can fester in your chest. It comes both when you least expect it, and it sometimes builds gradually. The burden lingers. Your focus blurs, you feel lost.           

An ability to quiet the mind, breathe, and escape the maelstrom is a powerful skill that many of us never practice. Meditation can take place anywhere. Many consider trying to take a quiet moment to clear the air and get a breather, but most don't. For the inexperienced, the stress returns. Honing and regularly practicing meditation skills can greatly increase your ability to overcome great hardship.
            A portion of your religion’s development should include practiced meditation rituals. Incorporate these into the religion. Meditation at home or in special locations, such as beneath the last set of steps at the bottom of a stairwell, can include various paraphernalia or garb you feel enhance the experience, but train your skill to meditate anywhere – with only your breathing. There is a time and place for the purple hat with a golden triangle you had in mind. Focused breathing needs it not. Become an All Terrain Vehicle of meditation. Sharpen your ability to control the senses.
            Yoga can broaden your skill. Consider adopting and adapting it to your religion. If it sounds like something you’d like to redefine, feel free to do so. There’s nothing to stop you from calling it Tet-Sumashti, Underdrownding, or Yogurt. 

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Friday, April 1, 2011

Happy 1st


There is not yet a title for this short story. It is also unrelated to DIY Religion. I’d like to share it here. I wrote nothing for DIY Religion this week. It is incomplete. This is what I have so far. It is not a fool. Today is April 1st. My magic CD player refuses Yanni discs. I have a shoe.

Guard Box and the Junkyard (a short)

Rory Gerard could finally ease into the creaky chair in the guard shack at Paulini’s Junktion. He worked security at the eclectic junkyard that served primarily as a pull-a-part for anyone seeking random auto bits, but it was also a haven for packrats and hoarders. They stocked what seemed like rows upon rows of kitchen sinks, sewing machines, twisted up bicycles, pipe, scrap metal, and just about anything you could imagine might be found in a junkyard. It was so big that a most folks came from out of town to dig through piles of junk in search of treasure. The boss, Pauly, had suspended third shift after the third murder. This meant Rory wouldn’t get paid. Not getting paid meant that rent funds would come up short, and he refused to ask his dad for any help. Luckily the murders came to an end, albeit a grisly one, when the sheriff finally caught the filthy drifter Hank Johnson, a man who brought hell to their small town.
~
            It all started with the murder and maiming of twenty-two-year-old Donna Kluge. Married at seventeen to Gabe Kluge, Donna was one of the most beautiful young women in town. Her green thumb and dedication to Gabe drove the men in town crazy with envy. She had apparently been out harvesting carrots in her huge field of a garden. This is where her husband found her. She was covered in small scratches and bite marks. Her stomach spilled out onto the upended basket of carrots. She sold produce at the farmer’s market on the weekend, but this would be no more. The scene gripped the entire town with fear as the story grew in its depravity with each retelling, as if the hard facts weren’t depraved enough. Floyd Cooper was next. His body was found murdered in a similar fashion, next to the dumpster behind Bob’s Grocery. His entrails lay out as if they were pulled and trailed toward the bushes that grew at the back of the building. Floyd had been taking out the garbage at night. It happened that fast. Three more murders followed, all within two months. And there was one more.
            Dicky Murphy was what most adults at that time called ‘slow.’ The kids in town used different words and names. These, most often, were ‘retard’ and ‘stupidest.’
            “Hey stupidest!” they would cry out and laugh as Dicky looked on, longing to play with them. He liked to play pretend and didn’t mind being the dog if it meant they wouldn’t call him names other than Scruffy or Rex. The name-calling ceased after Dickey became town hero one summer. The designation borne from the guilt of parents who giggled when their own children made jokes about Dicky. He surprised everyone though, when he saved Eunice Reynolds from a fire that broke out while she was washing dishes. Some of the other kids, Eunice’s nephew Floyd included, had been playing with matches behind her home. When the fire got out of hand, they ran off, full of fear. The thought of alerting Mrs. Reynolds never entered their minds. Within moments, the entire rear of the house was engulfed.
~
Dicky had been watching the others from behind the detached garage in Eunice’s driveway. There were three boys gathered around Floyd and an older girl smoking a cigarette. They were the type that would usually make fun of him. He watched as the match flame was held to an old mattress. The flame grew. He saw the fire get out of hand. He felt the fear they had, as if he had taken part in the deed. When the flames began to climb the rear of the house and the guilty party ran away, Dicky pounced into action. He ran to the front of the house, entered the front door and shouted, “FIRE! FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!” He saw the old woman come out of the kitchen and he shouted again, “FIRE!” with a look of terror on his face. Eunice saw the dread in his eyes and ran toward him, toward the front door. Dicky grasped her hand in his and ran with her out into the front yard.
When the fire truck arrived, the local volunteers battled and defeated the worst blaze since the glass factory explosion over thirty years prior. Unfortunately, the fire didn’t go without a fight, and Eunice’s home paid dearly. From across the street, She watched as her world crumbled before her eyes. Her husband had built the home with the help of his father. She stood behind Dicky and put her hands on his shoulders.
“Don’t worry Dicky, that’s what insurance is for,” she said, looking at a group of kids gathered in the distance, under a black elm her Herbert had planted years ago. “I do hope Jiffy didn’t suffer much,” she spoke as if in a daze. Jiffy was the odd, blue-eyed, white rabbit Eunice found in her back yard and kept as a pet. He was good company in the absence of her husband, who died at eighty-four from heart failure. Men from the town pitched in and built Eunice a new house the following summer. It was more modest, but it had a porch and was a testament to the spirit of the community.
Dicky rode on top of the fire engine in the 4th of July parade that year. Officially designated town hero, everybody’s heart felt that much heavier when he was murdered five years after the fire. He was the sixth and last person to be slain before Sheriff Fowler apprehended Hank Johnson. It happened on his way home from Paulini’s Junktion where he helped separate and sort through mountains of junk. He had taken a well-travelled path he knew like the back of his hand. It went through the woods, over the train tracks, and came out around the corner from his house. A sheriff’s deputy found his body in those woods. When Dicky’s dad told Fowler the boy hadn’t come home from working at the junkyard, the worn thin lawman wasted no time in organizing a search party. Whoever was out there murdering and mutilating townsfolk had him worried that the worst had befallen young Dicky. Checking the old path was a no-brainer. Dragged off of the path, a pile of flesh and bones were all that remained. Claw marks dug into the ground, broken and bloody fingernails were lodged in the hard dirt. Small bites were detected. The boy had struggled. It was the same MO, but more brutal. His clothing and his dental records were used to identify the mess.
Two days after Dicky was found, a man was seen near High Bridge. Sheriff Fowler and a team of deputies mobilized. They approached and took the bedraggled vagrant at gunpoint under the bridge. It was difficult to discern his age. He looked like a nasty old hobo, but the pale eyes that looked out from under the brim of a worn top hat indicated youth. A dark haired beard with a stripe of white grew just long enough to cover his neck. He wore a maroon vest of silk over a dark brown shirt, its front sewn together where the buttons should have been. His pants were a dirty gray and black as well as his shoes that were nearly worn through. He walked slow and with grace and allowed them to take him to the station. The sheriff feared this man as much as he wanted to rip his heart out. He knew there could be no other murderer because he knew each and every person in his small town. Though there were a few drunks and a few who liked to get heavy handed with their women, none were capable of the evil this man was.
He told them his name was Henry Johnson.
“Henry Johnson, is that right? Well listen here Hank, I don’t know why ya done it, but ya did. And there ain’t no way in hell you’re gonna get anything less’n tha death penalty. Ya hear?” Sheriff Fowler tried to talk in his normally intimidating voice, but he didn’t muster his usual fire. The man sat in the cell, calm.
“I am a simple traveler sir. I find myself here, in your village. I do not seek to harm the innocent, but only to right wrongs and experience what I can of this world.”
“Aw Christ, a goddamned new age Hippie fag that murders folk and eats ‘em. You’re gonna fry mister. You hear me? Fry!”
~
Rory dug into his tin lunch box and pulled out a pimento cheese on white toast sandwich. He was a lanky young man, fresh out of high school and on his own. He knew it was coming because his dad always told him that, as soon as he turned eighteen, he’d be out of the house. Now he was nineteen and still working at the junkyard. He prayed his third go at getting on at the fire department would be the charm. His skinny hand lifted the sandwich to his mouth, and he took a bite. His dark hair was cut short. He wore an unbuttoned, brown and black flannel shirt over his volunteer fireman’s t-shirt. His jeans were his only pair; he went months without washing them. Ever since he watched Floyd Copper burn Mrs. Reynolds house to the ground, he made a solemn promise to be a fireman. He became a volunteer as early as he could at sixteen. He received his class “A” firefighter certificate before he was even allowed to be what they called an interior firefighter. While the department was ninety nine percent volunteer, there were five permanent firemen positions. Now that Gabe Kluge was gone, one coveted spot needed to be filled. He thought of these things to get his mind off of Dicky.
~
Dicky came to like Rory. They didn’t see each other much, but after he started helping sort things at the junkyard, Dicky would see Rory on days the older kid came in to work early. Rory treated him good, and he never called him names like he used to, before the fire. They even used to play washers by the guard shack until it started to get dark and Dicky had to head home.           
They didn’t hang out together all the time or go to the movies together, but young Dickey began to think of Rory as the coolest guy he knew…


Will Maybell win a trip to the city?
What will become of cousin Boyce Ray Raymonsonsen?
Tune in next time to find out what happens to the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder. Same BAT TIME, same b  a    t     h     o

Friday, March 25, 2011

Little - Yellow - Different


Nuprin is ibuprofen. Yes, sorry. It is no different than Advil, and it is exactly the same thing as the small container marked CVS Ibuprofen.

But… is it really the same? It’s little, it’s yellow, and it doesn’t taste anything like a Hostess Twinkie. Some people still want what they want, and need what they need.
            There is a massive amount of research and development that goes into modern day pharmaceuticals, hence the wallet-gouging prices of Zoloft, Percodan, and Xanax. Imagine the aligning of forces and the great minds that came up with the little blue pill that allows men to once again think with their penises. Are these super drugs all they’re cracked up to be? They help some people a lot and with minimal side effects. Others have had severe reactions. Suicide. Isolation. Men have gone blind kids (and we’re not talking about for paddling their canoe too often).
            I advise against experimenting with and creating your own pharmaceuticals. In the case of modern day medicine, we have to work with what we’ve got. But when we do have the capacity to experiment and shape something that affects what many consider an equally important aspect of our lives, our spiritual health, we should. It’s not a stretch to say that religion can have severe side effects as well. Suicide. Murder. Killing (only added because Christians vehemently insist on differentiating it from murder). War. Rape. Torture. The list goes on: abuse, neglect, insanity, and etc…and etcetera…
The gods that have been passed down through the ages are magnificent examples of spiritual entities formed or discovered not by one human, but by the millions who worked on perfecting that god as well as they could. To take one of these as your god, after researching and finding the proper rituals and beliefs, is folly without making the god perfect for you. Spare yourself the headache of potentially harmful side effects. Make the god your own. If the god you like, at one time in history, demanded the cutting off of your pinky toe – how about cancel that condition? Maybe the god had other similarly offensive ideas at some point in history. Should gays and lesbians have to be put to death because one person on your god’s R&D team was an idiot?            
These are important things to contemplate when considering adopting a god of old. They are great gods to consider because they have interesting histories and backgrounds you may connect with. Dagon, Triton, and Aegir are three of many sea gods. These have potential for someone who likes to spend his or her time on the water. Take what you need, drop what you don’t, and adjust and tweak until you have the proper foundation to build upon. Unfortunately we can’t simply discard the ill effects of all drugs. We can do this with religion.

Tip of the week:
Don’t write a strange god’s name on the wall in blood just to freak out friends.

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Friday, March 18, 2011

Cleofus Fasthand


Ronaldo and Samantha begat E. Honda, who with Jennifer begat Candi, who with…

Well, at some point Cleofus Fasthand was born into the world. A lover and illusionist, Cleofus mastered the art of skipping. He had the overhand backside skip, the gold nuggie, and the rondo roller all at his disposal. He was the best skipper since Saint Vitus, and he had the award showcase to prove it. Cleofus skipped his way up the sacred escalator to heaven after the Otis repair team had finished with the overhaul. There, he rightly took his place as Chancellor of Heavenly Communications. Because she no longer had the capacity to contemplate the silly problems of the overpopulated mess that was humanity, God installed Cleofus to handle and organize the maelstrom of prayers and cries for help.


Welcome! You are now a member of the Official Church of Saint Cleofus: Chancellor of Heavenly Communications and Master of the Lost Art of Skipping. In your packet, you will find a Polaroid photo of Saint Cleofus taken just before he skipped up the sacred escalator. Tape or paste this photo onto your refrigerator so you may pray to it daily. Regular donations of $13.75, based on a modest percentage of your income, will be offered up for server space and other organizing paraphernalia that will help assist Cleofus in this massive endeavor. The booklet titled Skipping Techniques is yours to learn from and master when you get out of your car and make your way to work, the grocery store, and Big John Ballz’s Q Shack. Your initial investment of $375.13 was sent to the office of Cleofus via vacuum tube delivery method.


Remember, every person you refer will earn you a golden earmark. These earmarks are attached to your prayer file. The more you have, the closest your file gets to being considered for answering. So get out there and skip as if your soul depends upon it, because it does. Your family and friends may thing you’re a complete jerk at first, but once you convince them with your mad skipping skills, they’ll realize that pissing into the wind earns you nothing more than odd stares and disgusted passersby.

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Friday, March 11, 2011

The Super Secret


Jesus knew it. So did Zarathustra, Muhammad, Abraham, and Siddhārtha. However, they didn’t seem to want to keep it under wraps like the super successful people who are privy to the laws of attraction as described in a book that regurgitates New Thought Movement ideas, then repackages these ideas in a slick, marketable, and manipulative book called, The Secret.  They weren’t even interested in ‘like attracts like’ and the science of fulfilling your dreams for material wealth and acquiring more stuff. The super secret (that is not a secret) the religious greats were interested in was DIY Religion. This very book!
Some couldn’t understand. They used the ideas for corrupt reasons. They postulated that everyone had to follow their religion or face death. Death? Isn’t that a tad bit extreme? With DIY Religion we can all get in touch with our spiritual side while at the same time get along with each other. Your developed religion is yours. It is a part of you personally, and it wouldn’t quite fit any other person. For this very reason, most religions don’t jive completely with anybody other than the unique individuals that spawned them.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Step By Step - Just 1 Million Dollars

 
How to create your own personal religion:

1.     Form a circle with golden dust acquired via begging on the streets of Rangpur (crystalline pixie stick dust may be used as a substitute).

2.     Enter the circle, shoeless.

3.     Fill out form I-62R1 and place it in an envelope with seven hundred seventy seven dollars.

4.     Place the envelope outside of the circle. Detach your mind from material things. Kneel in the center of the circle and place your forehead and palms to the floor.

You are feeling sleeeeepy…pay no attention to the small man in the rooooom.

The cool thing is that everybody reading the above list of magical instructions realizes it’s just that – maaaagic.

Unfortunately, many folks willingly give much of their hard won treasures to people who pursue them as wild game in a land of milk and honey. The coin is used for building new temples and spreading their truth far and wide, but wait – if there was no towering building of holy marble, and there was no need to spread the truth to others, then why the hell should the precious be wasted on such triviality? Perhaps a more important gesture is that of sacrifice. Yes, that’s another ballgame entirely. And, of course, the quest for treasure should also be explored as it can be found that it often pits human against human and all of nature. Karl Marx better explains that, so I’ll leave it to him.

Sacrifice can be done without tithing. Tithing, or pooling resources, can be done to the extent that it helps maintain a sacred place. Overpayment can be done to buy the minister a new ride.

(Yes, that is a Steve Irwin Australian dollar)

Friday, February 25, 2011

From the introduction...

WHO THIS BOOK IS FOR
The range of folks who could enjoy and gain from this book is quite vast. There are those of us who come from a background of faith, or no faith, that believe in something but cannot swallow doctrine or figure out what it is. Some teeter on the edge of agnosticism while others have a strong feeling of something supernatural. Chances are if you’ve picked this up, there is something positive you will walk away with. This could even be a stronger bond with an existing faith you are already drawn toward. Even atheists (yes atheism is a faith!) can grow by contemplating how their own set of scientifically explainable beliefs and evolution connect us all.
This book might be for you if…
1.     You’ve never quite found a religion that spoke your language.
2.     You were upset each time some old person told you a personality you loved wasn’t real. i.e. the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, E.T., and Krampus.
3.     You’ve had experiences that tell you ‘something is out there,’ but just aren’t feeling anything warm and fuzzy when you read about the bloody past of your available top choices.
4.     Fire and brimstone spitting evangelicals turn you off.
5.     Acceptance, love, open hearts and open minds, and panda bears turn you on.
6.     You’re a DIY kinda person that likes to tailor just about everything.
7.     You realize this list goes to seven instead of six to thwart anyone who would determine that ending at six would have some diabolical meaning and therefore deem the book as evile. (You’re out there!)
            It’s almost safe to say that this book is for everybody, but that whole ‘everybody’ thing can sometimes lead to trouble no matter how inclusive one may wish to be. While most people are perfectly capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time, some…not so skilled. Which transitions nicely to the next section.

WHO THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR or WHO THIS BOOK AIN’T FOR 

Friday, February 18, 2011

Animism as Part of your Personal Religion

           People are drawn to totems or objects they regard as special. An inner spirit exists in everything according to beliefs based on animism, and this idea is not difficult to understand because we often become connected with certain material objects: an old coat given by a grandparent, a riskily acquired camera or trinket of some sort, or even the first-ever item we longed for as a child and then finally received: a 1985 Nintendo Entertainment System! All of these serve as examples of important items. While we may not worship the very same objects of significance, we all do tend to engage in this practice of adoration to a lesser or greater extent. Add to this extra aura of specialness a hearty dose of legend, magic, or a connection to your religion, and you truly have a bona fide spiritual totem. For example, there is just something enchanting about a guitar Brian May built by hand with the help of his father, recorded several groundbreaking albums with, and continues to use live to this day.  – (I’m taking recommendations for a better guitar example. This one just came to mind first. Guitar experts and enthusiasts please respond.)
Let’s create our own totem. This can be done with many different things, but I recommend you do it with something you already think is a little special. Different objects will require different techniques, and some objects are not recommended. Something that will last a long time and is durable is usually a good candidate. A watermelon or a half chopped pumpkin may not be. I used a pen to conduct this experiment. I remember having something called a ‘space pen’ when I was younger and, even though I don’t have that very same pen, I picked up another and it almost immediately felt like the one I had had years ago. I liked the idea of having some special item that I use daily. I began this ritual by burying the pen under a pale moon’s light…
Escavation…
Modified, crafted, and customized…
Time in a secret hiding place in an area well traveled…
Given to a trusted friend or child to use or hold for a day…
And etcetera…
Your chosen item will take on a spirit of its own throughout this process, and to anyone who would contend that a World War I medallion bought at an antique sale or an Army & Navy store has more energy than an object you personally know has been on its very own adventure, you will likely disagree.
            The experiences of your talisman have meaning, but don’t think you cannot repeat this process. If something untoward happens to your item or if it gets destroyed, don’t delve into world-ending sorrow. A bit of grieving might stir in your soul, but consider what would be in order for a resurrection.
(these are my jottings for a good Friday post of ideas that will be part of the book, DIY Religion)

Monday, February 14, 2011

A Note on Comments

Several comments are being manually entered by the author. They are posted on a private forum of friends and are included here with permission. Names have been omitted (for the most part) to protect the identities of the guilty.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

the Soul


     Though religions often endeavor to answer the age-old questions of existence and our reason for being, some have evolved into vehicles primarily devoted to extending the ego beyond physical death. This concept of spirit or soul should be considered when developing your religious architecture.  Is it important for you to be united with lost friends and loved ones in the afterlife? The mere thought can be comforting and can even evoke tears of joy. On the other hand, the longing of reunion may overwhelm some to the extent that the burdens of their daily lives feel heavier than necessary. What is absolutely not necessary is a personal religion that pains more than comforts. Of course there are plenty of icon wielding and sword swinging adherents that would shout otherwise, but as has been stated at the outset, this book is not intended for them. Besides, they probably never get presents from Santa Claus.

     This example of how the soul can exist in the afterlife follows a traditional view, but you could deem that the soul enters some new life in a different world that bears challenges and experiences similar to those we face now; or does the soul go on to some great spiritual journey? Redefining and breaking free from the cobwebs of passed down religions that are still clinging onto you with all their strength may be required.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Mithra & Old Saint Nick

Interestingly Mithra shares similarities with Jesus, as do plenty of other Gods who had their heyday prior to the birth of Christ. A woman here in the Bible Belt vehemently attacks folks who merely speak of Santa and his magical ability to deliver presents to little boys and girls. She proclaims that, "Santa ain't got nothin' to do with Christmas." Well maybe he doesn't, but I have more proof of the existence of Santa Claus than she does of Jesus. Just check under the tree at my house every X-mas morning, and I have a feeling mine isn't the only house the jolly fellow makes a stop at. There are plenty of people who feel the way this woman does, but I still can't figure out why she decorates a 'Christmas' tree year in and year out. Prophesies of pagan fire! Don't you feel the itch to follow a spiritual path unique to you?

Friday, February 4, 2011

DIY Reigion is a GO

This blog is here to kick around development ideas for a book that is currently in the process of being written. The tentative title for the book is DIY Religion: constructing your own personal religion from the ground up. Any and all ideas, comments, and criticisms are welcome (even from you who have found your perfect place among the more traditional faiths). I have sufficiently convinced myself that I should not waste time in learning about blog craft by putting up with the dismal "What Kind of God Do You Want?" space that I began to dislike immediately after its launch. The title began to drive me insane.